Alright, I know what you all are thinking and that’s definitely one of
the reasons why you should date a Calabar girl. My last writeup
regarding why Yoruba Boys should be top of your list of guys to date got
quite a few knocks but I guess people generally agreed they are the
best (I’m one anyways!). This time around we’d be examining why you
should date a Calabar girl- at least once before you’re out of the
dating game and if you’re strong enough, you could wife her.
By Calabar girl, we mean our Efik, Ibibio, Anang and northern
cross riverian sisters. If you’ve been lucky enough like me to roll with
any girl from these tribes, you would definitely attest to some of what
I’m about to say. If not, well, you’d want to go all out for one at the
tail end. Come along and let’s see what makes our Calabar girls tick.
Attention And Time
Well, one of the reasons I hooked up with my Calabar babe is that she
was devoted when it comes to giving you time and attention. You might
say this is a false generalisation but I’ve met quite a few and dated
one. Do you want a girl that will answer to every of your whim and
caprice? Then you know where to get her.
Cooking Skills
If you’re seriously into native dishes especially vegetable soups, you
got your answer. Almost every Calabar girl can snatch any man with a
proper meal of Afang, Edikan Ikang, Akpam kuko (permit my spelling) and
pounded yam, semo or any of your favorite native carbohydrate rich meal.
You’re guaranteed of never going hungry if you date one and be sure
that you’d add enough weight (if you’re skinny) that people would ask
what your secret is.
Spoil You Silly
According to my ex–Calabar babe and some of my Ibibio friends, young
ladies from their tribe get tutored on how to be homely and be good
wives. As such, they know how to take good care of their man. A typical
Calabar girl would stroke your back as you eat to help aid digestion
while ensuring everything is in place after you have a hard day. Talk
about unexpected gifts, she knows how to kick in those surprises from
time to time.
$ex! $ex! $ex!
Need I say more? Every guy has a fantasy of hooking up with a Calabar
girl that would give him mind blowing $ex simply because ‘Dem sabi do
the thing well’. $ex is an essential ingredient of today’s relationship
and marriage and if you want someone that would give it to you well, my
Cross Rivers and Akwa Ibom girls are up to the task.
Strong
This shouldn’t be a surprise as any girl with enough strength to go 10
rounds of $ex at a stretch has got to have immense strength. Well, I’m
not just saying strength for $ex, I’m talking strength for other
activities such as keeping your home clean and tidy. When you’re tired,
she has the strength to back you up. You’re coming from a party where
you both have danced out, she’s got the strength to drive you guys home.
They’ve Got Your Back Always
We all want someone who has got our backs and no one does it better than
your Calabar girl. They would stick with you through thick and thin
with little concern for how much you’ve got (if you’re still struggling)
. She doesn’t even mind helping you out from time to time, provided
you’re supplying her well in certain areas as well. That’s something you
don’t buy in the marketplace.
The only thing is just try to be faithful to her. You don’t want to get
on her bad side, trust me.
If you think there are more reasons to date a Calabar girl, abeg let me
know, if you have a contrary opinion, still let me know. More are still
to come concerning other tribes. In the meantime, why would you want to
date that Calabar girl?
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